Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the family down the street who, in the good times refinanced their house several times, bought SUVs, ATVs, an RV, a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners, and a Harley.
But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
[name and address withheld]
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards. When do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them...or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?